Annotations for Evan todd alice lee barrett wilbert weed elle mclemore and jon eidson blue

Lyric: Enfold ’em
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PROPOSED SUGGESTION: who up enfolding they balls

Lyric: Don’t run from me
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You are harassing her

Lyric: What did they do to you
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Your blue balls did nothing to Veronica,matter of fact that’s her favorite color. But what she doesnt favor is the fact you and Kurt wanna assault her

Lyric: They will protect you
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“Protect you” They probably mean this by, “curling up on her face” As said previously.

Lyric: They’re hangin’ sadly
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By “They’re hangin' sadly” Kurt means that his balls are “limp” without sexual intercourse or “Being put to work.”

Lyric: You hurt them badly
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Again with the “Blue Balls” meaning, Veronica not having intercourse with them “hurts” their testicles. Although this is Kurt and Ram’s attempt at sort of guilt tripping Veronica into having sexual intercourse with them.

Lyric: Can’t wait ’til later
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This just shows their excitement to do Veronica. Even if they don’t end up having sex, no doubt they’re excited at the prospect of it

Lyric: Like Winnie-the-Pooh (Winnie-the-Pooh)
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Winnie-the-Pooh, also called Pooh Bear and Pooh, is a fictional anthropomorphic teddy bear created by English author A. A. Milne. Pooh has no pants on, like Kurt and Ram hope to have soon. The theme of Winnie The Pooh is friendship, which is likely why Ram added that line, to make himself seem more friendly to Veronica. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.toopa.com%2F133480winnie-the-pooh-aa-milne-inspiring-winnie-the-pooh1.jpg&f=1&ipt=a6fca3de02e3d5d59b8b0ed122520b5185b8434b1621f58f2f5c0c2427f40718

Lyric: They will obey ya
Annotation:
really! then get the hell off!

Lyric: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA
Annotation:
Duke and McNamara are trying to convince dear ol' “‘Ronica” that she should have sex with Kurt and Ram so that they don’t have to worry about being raped.

Lyric: Lookit, lookit, lookit, lookit
Annotation:
These lines, I can only assume from watching the bootleg so many times, means that since they are sporting an erection, Kurt and Ram are trying to show Veronica how attracted they are and how “needy” they are for sex. But like I said, I can only assume that. This lyric also shows that, although “depending” on sex, they are really still immature boys.

Lyric: Hey, ’Ronica
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Although he’s trying to sound sexy and arousing, his slurred speech is an obvious sign he is drunk.

Lyric: My balls are in your court
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To say a ball is in someone’s court means that that person needs to take some kind of action to start or keep something going. By putting their (non-literal, non-sexual) balls in Veronica’s court, they’re hoping she’ll have sex with them.

Lyric: They’ll curl up on your face
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No doubt a reference to the oral sex Kurt and Ram are hoping to get out of this situation.

Lyric: So take ’em home to meet your parents
Annotation:
Fake formality and more attempted convincing. Kurt and Ram know that girls usually like a guy who can be devoted and classy, as well as fit in with her family. The lullaby part implies that, if Veronica gets pregnant, they’ll step in as father figures for the baby. Of course, they’re not any of these things, nor would they really help out if Veronica got pregnant; they’re just lying so that they can get laid.

Lyric: [KURT, spoken]
 Don’t talk mean like that
 
 [RAM, spoken]
 You’ll hurt their feelings
Annotation:
Here, it seems like Kurt and Ram are trying (and failing) to emotionally manipulate Veronica into having sex with them. In the movie, it’s implied that Kurt and Ram have had sex with both Duke and McNamara, and one of them actually gets away with date-raping McNamara. Therefore, they might be using this line in particular because it “works” and they eventually get laid in the end.

Lyric: Respect you
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Very ironic, considering the message of the song is that they want to use her for sex, and that they nearly raped Duke and McNamara moments before.

Lyric: My pants are rubbin’ like a hot cheese grater
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For those that don’t have a penis or don’t understand, our buddies Ram and Kurt are sporting erections, because they’re so aroused by Veronica being present. When someone has an erection, one’s pants or underwear occasionally cause discomfort because of the accidental rubbing. The fact that the Ram and Kurt have been drinking certainly doesn’t help their case.

Lyric: Oh no, oh no, no, no
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Prior to this song, Kurt and Ram were trying to date-rape Duke and McNamara. The two Heathers are trying to escape them by saying that they can have Veronica instead.

Lyric: Look, booze, drink
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In the musical, Veronica grabs a bottle of booze from Heather M., and proceeds to give it to the boys. She is hoping that by giving more alcohol they’ll become intoxicated and pass out, so she doesn’t have to be harassed by them and can leave without them basically raping her.

Lyric: You make my balls so blue
Annotation:
This is a pun between two popular phrases:  feeling blue, meaning sad or disappointed, and  blue balls. Blue balls refers to when a man is aroused and doesn’t have intercourse and then claims physical pain from pent up semen. The entire premise of the song is the boys asking for sex, so it’s not a far off claim.

Lyric: Once you were geeky and nerdy
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Veronica was always “geeky and nerdy”, hanging out with “losers” like Martha, until the Heathers let her into their clique. Since then, we’ve seen her indulge in  sex,  drugs, and  alcohol, especially in “ Dead Girl Walking” and “ Big Fun”.

Lyric: Like a tacklin’ dummy
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Kurt is the quarterback and Ram is the linebacker of the school football team, as we learned in “ Beautiful” Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker. And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick. Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team.  Football players often practice tackling on dummies, which can damage them over time. The “and being a huge dick” is important that even before this song Veronica has had a bad impression on them. Them asking her for sex in such a rude way does not make improve her image of them.

Lyric: Ew
 You got a left hand, use it
Annotation:
Smart way to say,  Go fuck yourself. Veronica is not going to put up with these hormone driven teenage boys who only want sex and blatantly says it as she tells them to go masturbate. Other teenagers may also perceive masturbation as a lonely thing that a guy does when he can’t get laid.

Lyric: Like Princess Leia
Annotation:
Star Wars: A New Hope came out in 1977 and the last movie,  Return of the Jedi premiered in 1983. However, it was definitely still wildly popular and pretty much everywhere you went there was some kind of Star Wars merchandise. The ‘slave Leia’ look is also probably something horny teenage boys fantasized about frequently. In particular, the idea of “needing to be rescued like Princess Leia” refers to one of Leia’s most famous lines in  A New Hope: “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.” (Note the color of the hologram.)

